"In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children."
-Robert Benchley
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"You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.“
-Robert Benchley
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-Robert Benchley
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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
-Robert Benchley
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"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
-Robert Benchley
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"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."
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"Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
-Robert Benchley
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"While Free Choice Vouchers didn't fulfill my vision of a health care system in which every American would be empowered to hire and fire their insurance company, they were a foothold for choice and competition and a safety valve for Americans whose employers are already forcing them to bear more and more of their family's health insurance costs."
-Ron Wyden
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"The importance of human life should be universally respected - and that refers to children before they are born and after. All children have the right to be brought up in a loving two-parent family where the notion of divorce is not even possible."
-Christopher Monckton
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"More than any other setting - more than battlefields or boardrooms or a spaceship headed for intergalactic travel - I'll put my money on the family to provide an endless source of comedy, tragedy and intrigue."
-Joyce Maynard
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"But I am Armenian and I understand what it is to lose a country and lose a family and have massacres and genocides and everything against my people."
-Andrea Martin
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"I've always known I wanted a family."
-Charlize Theron
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"And whereas women had to fight to find their way into the workforce, men are now fighting to reclaim their place in the family structure."
-Bob Geldof
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