"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
-Robin Williams
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"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
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"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"
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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
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"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
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"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
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"So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."
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