"The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year."
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"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.“
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"I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Africa years ago because of the situation there. And he's never mentioned it - you just find out. That's a real man to me. A sleeping lion."
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