"Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself."
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"I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone."
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"The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons."
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