"The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am."
-Steve Irwin
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"You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.“
-Steve Irwin
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"That might have a lot to do with it, but you know, I probably don't show fear, but I suffer from fear like everyone else."
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"I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it."
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"Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing."
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