"Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.“

-Adam Carolla

posted in funny

Adam Carolla quote about funny: "Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average."

Other Quotes

Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection

"When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much."

-Adam Carolla

christmasView Quote

"I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age."

-Adam Carolla

successView Quote

"A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing."

-Adam Carolla

societyView Quote

"You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society."

-Adam Carolla

societyView Quote

"Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor."

-Adam Carolla

patriotismView Quote

"I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans."

-Adam Carolla

moviesView Quote

Same Category

More quotes in this category

"The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice."

-Joey Lauren Adams

funnyView Quote

"But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."

-Wanda Sykes

funnyView Quote

"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."

-Artie Lange

funnyView Quote

"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."

-Wanda Sykes

funnyView Quote

"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."

-Shirin Ebadi

funnyView Quote

"So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."

-Piper Perabo

funnyView Quote