"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."
-Lee Trevino
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"Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.“
-Lee Trevino
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"I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances."
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