"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
-Mark Twain
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"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."
-Mark Twain
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"Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do."
-Mark Twain
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"Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
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"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work."
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"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
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"There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused to allow regret to sow a seed and live in me because I don't believe it. You feel it, it's like guilt, it's like jealousy, it's like all those horrible things. You've just got to snip them and get them out, because they're no good."
-Jude Law
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"God is everywhere but He is most manifest in man. So serve man as God. That is as good as worshipping God."
-Ramakrishna
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"My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older, you realize everything she said was true."
-Lenny Kravitz
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"Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good."
-Ovid
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"Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high standards without good discipline."
-William Hague
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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
-Phyllis Diller
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