"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."
-Bill Vaughan
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"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.“
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"Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day."
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"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
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"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does."
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"On a soap, happiness never lasts for very long!"
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"What is the worth of anything, But for the happiness 'twill bring?"
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"There is only one real happiness in life, and that is the happiness of creating."
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"The unproductive tillage of human cattle takes that which of right belongs to free labor, and which is necessary for the support and happiness of our own race."
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"Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow."
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