"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
-Mark Twain
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"Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public."
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"The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story."
-Stephen Sommers
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-John Callahan
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"Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny."
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"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
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"You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button."
-Mel Karmazin
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