"I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning."
-Peter De Vries
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"The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.“
-Peter De Vries
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"Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults."
-Peter De Vries
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"The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults."
-Peter De Vries
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"The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character."
-Peter De Vries
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"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly."
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"The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums."
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"Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public."
-Tom Walsh
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"The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story."
-Stephen Sommers
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"This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section."
-John Callahan
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"Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny."
-Will Eisner
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"We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor."
-Bobby Clarke
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"You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button."
-Mel Karmazin
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