"Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas."
-Lewis Black
christmasView Quote
Other Quotes
Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection
"You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work."
-Lewis Black
politicsView Quote
"And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye."
-Lewis Black
morningView Quote
"It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!"
-Lewis Black
menView Quote
"If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat."
-Lewis Black
healthView Quote
"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice."
-Lewis Black
funnyView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"The only politics in this country that's relevant to black people today is the politics of revolution... none other."
-H. Rap Brown
politicsView Quote
"On the mountains mistakes are fatal. In politics, mistakes are wounding emotionally, but you recover. Personally, wilderness helps me get back in touch with natural rhythms, helps me reflect and, in the process, restore my creativity."
-Mark Udall
politicsView Quote
"The difference between the men and the boys in politics is, and always has been, that the boys want to be something, while the men want to do something."
-Eric Sevareid
politicsView Quote
"We mistake politics for legislative debate. You can be passionate without being personal."
-Richard Dreyfuss
politicsView Quote
"First, take the government of the Indians out of politics second, let the laws of the Indians be the same as those of the whites third, give the Indian the ballot."
-George Crook
politicsView Quote
"Politics was my third act. But I could have a fourth. I don't know what that will be yet, but there will be one."
-Gary Ackerman
politicsView Quote