"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
-Mark Twain
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"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."
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"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work."
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"I don't pay much attention to sports."
-Jack Abramoff
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"I was never into sports, and my passion was the arts as long as I could remember."
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"I love sports - if I'm not acting, I'm probably doing sports."
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"Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame, I have wanted to have my No. 3 Chevy on exhibit for sports fans to see. I hope others will enjoy the car as much as I have."
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"I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional - and that's not me at all!"
-Jay Ryan
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