"Gags die, humor doesn't."
-Jack Benny
humorView Quote
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.“
-Jack Benny
posted in sports
Other Quotes
Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
-Jack Benny
funnyView Quote
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
-Jack Benny
ageView Quote
"How sweet it is!"
-Jackie Gleason
migrate3View Quote
"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
-Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
migrate3View Quote
"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
-Laurence J. Peter
migrate3View Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"I don't pay much attention to sports."
-Jack Abramoff
sportsView Quote
"All pro sports, as well as the NCAA, should thank God every day we have sports betting here... We have the only agency in the world that regulates the honesty of games."
-Meyer Lansky
sportsView Quote
"I was never into sports, and my passion was the arts as long as I could remember."
-Stephen Wallem
sportsView Quote
"I love sports - if I'm not acting, I'm probably doing sports."
-Gabriel Basso
sportsView Quote
"Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame, I have wanted to have my No. 3 Chevy on exhibit for sports fans to see. I hope others will enjoy the car as much as I have."
-Junior Johnson
sportsView Quote
"I always seem to get parts where I play the sports professional - and that's not me at all!"
-Jay Ryan
sportsView Quote