"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
-Henny Youngman
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"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.“
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"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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"Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost."
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"Soul travel can be a general expansion of awareness and knowingness or conscious experience of the heavenly worlds."
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"I travel the world, and I'm happy to say that America is still the great melting pot - maybe a chunky stew rather than a melting pot at this point, but you know what I mean."
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"I think space will be conquered through the mind rather than the clumsy medium of space travel."
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"Traveling is my form of self-education. Every stream I fish now is not as good as it used to be. Traveling is my form of self-education. Every stream I fish now is not as good as it used to be. If you keep your eyes open as you travel around, you realize we are destroying this planet."
-Yvon Chouinard
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