"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
-Todd Barry
sportsView Quote
"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.“
-Todd Barry
posted in migrate2
Other Quotes
Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection
"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
-Todd Barry
respectView Quote
"I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show."
-Todd Barry
morningView Quote
"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable."
-Todd Barry
loveView Quote
"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."
-Todd Barry
knowledgeView Quote
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
-Todd Barry
funnyView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house."
-Marc Forgione
migrate2View Quote
"In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and we're hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day."
-Bob Wells
migrate2View Quote
"The act is unjustifiable that either begs for a blessing, or, having succeeded gives no thanksgiving."
-Merle Shain
migrate2View Quote
"I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to be a big day and my husband is in charge of the turkey - he's the chef of the family!"
-Lily Aldridge
migrate2View Quote
"Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous kitchen of my own home... without the luxury of magically appearing prep bowls filled by a staff of sous chefs."
-Jesse Tyler Ferguson
migrate2View Quote
"Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide."
-Stephen Evans
migrate2View Quote