"Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself."
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"It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'“
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