Christopher Morley

"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."

"Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting she is never plain. She is a visitor who leaves behind the gift of grief, the souvenir of pain."

"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty."

"All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim."

"Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water."

"From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with my eyes, and I mean to make the best of my chance."