Quotes by Kinky Friedman - AI Generated Quotes

Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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beauty

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

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change

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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design

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

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education

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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experience

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

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god

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

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home

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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marriage

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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money

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

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money

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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pet

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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politics

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

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respect

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

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truth

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

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war

Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

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