Maynard James Keenan

"The idea is, if I can't heal from my art, then how can you heal?"

"Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer."

"If you take different mythologies from different cultures, the names may change and the story lines may vary but there is always something in common."

"If the education of our kids comes from radio, television, newspapers - if that's where they get most of their knowledge from, and not from the schools, then the powers that be are definitely in charge, because they own all those outlets."

"The record company's worst fear is that you'll fall in love or get rich."

"Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny."