Richard Armour

"Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people."

"Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults."

"That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'."

"Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong."