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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-Emo Philips

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Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.

-Joseph Campbell

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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

-Stephen Hawking

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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

-Pablo Picasso

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I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.

-Bill Gates

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

-Andy Rooney

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Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

-Louis Gerstner

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Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people will hold back.

-Bill Gates

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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

-Isaac Asimov

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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

-Isaac Asimov

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The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.

-Peter Drucker

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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

-Richard Dawkins

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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

-Andy Rooney

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A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

-Daniel J. Boorstin

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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

-Steve Wozniak

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The computer is a moron.

-Peter Drucker

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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

-Clifford Stoll

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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

-Elayne Boosler

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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

-Sydney J. Harris

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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

-Robert Orben

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

-Doug Larson

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

-Dave Barry

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

-Dave Barry

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The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work.

-Brian Eno

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Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

-Jean Rostand

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No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.

-Danielle Berry

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I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

-Jack Welch

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

-Craig Bruce

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Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village.

-Thabo Mbeki

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It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

-Mike Royko

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