"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."
-Dave Attell
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"I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.“
-Dave Attell
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"For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended."
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