"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
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"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself."
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"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
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"The most positive men are the most credulous."
-Alexander Pope
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"No man has any natural authority over his fellow men."
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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