"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.“

-Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler quote about mom: "The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."

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"I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent."

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"I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'"

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