"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
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"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.“
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"But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave pictures that persist the good are ever too luke-warm."
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