Calvin Trillin

"Health food makes me sick."

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

"I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still."

"Health food makes me sick."

"The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out."