Kathy Griffin

"The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."

"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."

"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."

"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."

"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."