Paul Lynde

"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."

"Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics."

"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."

"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."

"I was obsessed with being rich and famous."

"Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!"