Seth Green

"I was never famous as a kid. That's the biggest difference between me and any other kid actor is that I wasn't famous as a kid."

"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."

"I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married."

"Over the last four years, I've made a habit of coming into my office in the morning and just getting to work."

"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."

"There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate."