"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
-Erma Bombeck
migrate2View Quote
"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.“
-Erma Bombeck
posted in life
Other Quotes
Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
-Erma Bombeck
christmasView Quote
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
-Erma Bombeck
workView Quote
"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
-Erma Bombeck
womenView Quote
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
-Erma Bombeck
womenView Quote
"I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
-Erma Bombeck
womenView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life."
-Henry Ford
lifeView Quote
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
lifeView Quote
"There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way."
-Christopher Morley
lifeView Quote
"What we call the secret of happiness is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life."
-Leo Buscaglia
lifeView Quote
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change."
-Frank Lloyd Wright
lifeView Quote
"Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare."
-Dale Carnegie
lifeView Quote