"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.“

-Dave Barry

posted in time

Dave Barry quote about time: "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his ..."

Other Quotes

Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection

"Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep."

-Dave Barry

migrate1View Quote

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."

-Dave Barry

christmasView Quote

"Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."

-Dave Barry

womenView Quote

"I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War."

-Dave Barry

"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs."

-Dave Barry

truthView Quote

"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."

-Dave Barry

trustView Quote

Same Category

More quotes in this category

"To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a rage almost all the time."

-James A. Baldwin

"No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every moment of time."

-Henry A. Kissinger

"It's time to get real, folks. Hope and change ain't working. Hope and change is not a solution. Hope and change is not a job."

-Herman Cain

"It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time it won't work."

-Harry S. Truman

"Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides."

-Harry S. Truman

"A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney', but I embrace the fact. I just had such a wonderful time doing that show. I learned what a camera and prop is, and all that. I learned my manners too, so I guess that's a good thing!"

-Selena Gomez