"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
-George Carlin
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"When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."
-George Carlin
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"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."
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"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
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"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
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"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."
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"In 1984, I turned to theater in the hopes of finding a more direct form of communication between me and my people."
-Cherrie Moraga
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"Art must unquestionably have a social value that is, as a potential means of communication it must be addressed, and in comprehensible terms, to the understanding of mankind."
-Rockwell Kent
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"It frequently happens that two persons, reasoning right on a mechanical subject, think alike and invent the same thing without any communication with each other."
-Oliver Evans
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"Tim and Fritz Lang I loved working with. Not Hitchcock so much. There was no communication."
-Sylvia Sidney
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"If anything characterizes the cultural life of the seventies in America, it is an insistence on preventing failures of communication."
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"To devise an information processing system capable of getting along on its own - it must handle its own problems of programming, bookkeeping, communication and coordination with its users. It must appear to its users as a single, integrated personality."
-Cliff Shaw
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