Louis C. K.

"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."

"To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."

"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."

"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"

"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."

"It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen."