women

"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."