medical

"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."